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Saint Cappy’s Day
Hi y’all! It’s officially Saint Cappy’s Day, as mentioned previously in this post. Since Saint Cappy’s day is all about celebrating yourself, I thought I’d give y’all a few reasons to love being...
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She’s Falling, Flying on the Wings of Love
Image of the happy couple from Gawker.com My friend and I are obsessed with Courtney Stodden. And no, we don’t have crushes on her. But we’re absolutely fascinated. Absolutely. Fascinated. For those of...
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I’m So Proud
As one of my friends said, “I would say, ‘Unbelievable!’ but it’s more like, ‘Hey, welcome to the 21st century, what took you so long?’ I’m very proud to be a Washingtonian.” I don’t know if you’ve...
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Cougs Vote
This video was made by a friend of mine (we went to high school together and now are both at WSU) in support of Marriage Equality in Washington State. If your state’s ballot has a similar issue to vote...
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Why Isn’t This the Twenties?
The movie was terrible, but I think we can all agree that Robert Redford made a very handsome Gatsby. Pull up your pants, boys, and get ready for the ride of your life, because I’m about to learn you a...
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I Got Married at a Party
With this ring, I thee…see ya. Once, I was married for about three seconds. Well, okay, that’s a lie, but it felt that way. I should start by saying that I don’t really go to parties, because: 1....
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The Bachelor: Everything That’s Wrong With America
I watched the Bachelor for the first time tonight with my sorority sisters. At first, I wasn’t sure I’d be able to last 10 minutes, much less 2 hours. He kept standing in front of cliffs and looking...
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Santa, You’re A Bad Husband
I know Christmas is over, but we’re supposed to keep it in our hearts all year long anyway, so I figured I’d amuse you all with a rant about how terrible of a husband Santa probably is. Special thanks...
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Patrick Swayze, Be My Valentine
Swayze, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 1. You’re basically a triple threat. You sang “She’s Like The Wind” (it came on my Pandora this morning while I was getting ready and I just about...
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And Sean Cried…
Hopefully you guys don’t mind my rants about The Bachelor, cuz heeere comes another one! I just finished watching the most recent episode online and I shall summarize it for y’all in case you don’t...
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Are You Single or What?!
The world needs to be clearly labeled so I don’t make a fool of myself. For example, I’d appreciate if, when I was lost as a driver, I could pop up a sign that says, “I’m not from around here, so I...
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I Would Ship You All
I might secretly want to write fan fiction. Like, really badly, if only to make it so absurdly ridiculous that I’ll get some sort of cult following of 14 year old girls who love me and make me rich and...
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Thank You
Dear Death Cab, Thank you. Thank you for playing Transatlanticism in its entirety last night. Thank you for not speaking between songs because “that’s not how you’d listen to an album.” Thank you for...
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Goodbye
I’m leaving Seattle and I want to cry. This has never happened. The Ice is Getting Thinner by Death Cab for Cutie came on my iPod, which doesn’t help since it’s full of tragedy and sadness and...
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Tura Lura
A chair that rocks but doesn’t squeak and lulls me to wonderland. A skylight for the moon to watch my dreams that leave in daylight. As she sings to me tura lura and I go to sleep in her arms …...
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I Miss My Snugglemuffin (This Is Why I’m Single)
So we have these things called sleeping porches in sorority houses. No, I don’t sleep outside on a porch, though lately it feels that way. They’re rooms that we sleep in on bunk beds…sort of like in...
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The Rebirth
It’s been two years, either today or yesterday, since life meant very little to me. Two years since I broke and my mother had to take a plane at 6 a.m. to be with me, to keep me safe and … Continue...
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Beneath the Mango Tree
Muladhara/Root I long to return to Cherry Cove to trace a toe along the coast and photograph glass wind chimes as if a picture could catch their lazy sound. To chase a cat down cobbled steps past...
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One Time I Wrote Fanfic
It was awesome. There’s something really exhilarating about writing absolute tripe on the internet…maybe that’s why I like blogging. Anyway, it’s some of the most ridiculous nonsense I’ve ever written...
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Happy Happy
I just wanted to sit down and write something in the middle of the night because…I’m happy. I’m happy because I’m warm in my bed and it’s absolutely frigid outside. I’m happy because I’m going home...
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